WARNING: HAPPY CONCEPTION DAY

MORE BABIES ARE CONCEIVED TODAY THAN ANY OTHER DAY OF THE YEAR.

According to birth rates, New Year is the most common time of the year to conceive. Most babies are born in September, in fact stats from Harvard University show September is the most common birth month [in the US at least] which makes this an extremely fertile time.

Humans are, technically speaking, available to mate all year round. So why do so many of us seem to conceive now? Well, workloads ease off, the weather is cold and probably wet, and we don’t want to spend yet more money.

Source: The Telegraph – Caroline Kent
Sunday 31 Dec 2017

Add a party atmosphere and alcohol to the mix and wham, there you have it. Groundwork taken care of to encourage even the frostiest of partners to enter into the spirit of the moment…
…and regret it for the rest of the year. So in time honoured tradition its time we made New Years Eve a time to celebrate annually, Happy Stiffy Day.

So good luck to you if that’s the end goal, kids, God bless ’em. However, if not and you’d rather not have a nasty itchy, scratchy situation then bag up.

Monthly subscriptions from only £3.50 per month delivered discreetly and conveniently through your letterbox each month from the StiffyClub.com

 

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