YOU ARE THE CHOSEN ONES.
THE SILENT MAJORITY WHO ‘CHOOSE TO USE’. NOW GET EVEN SMARTER AND SUBSCRIBE TO STIFFY CONDOMS…WHY?
Firstly and just to get this elephant out of the room our condoms are British Standard Kitemark accredited and NHS approved, so being part of our club gets you the very best quality, above industry standard, approved product on the market, that’s what makes us the fastest growing condom subscription service in the UK.
Now thats out of the way we can let you know why a Stiffy condom is the way forward. We don’t promise to make you a suave mother f*****r like Donald Trump*, we don’t even claim you will be transported to Heaven and back in a first class, reclining seat of ecstasy. However we do guartantee you won’t need to make any last minute dashes to the shops because you’re on a promise and there’s no wrap in the pack.
We won’t fill your head with confusion over what type suits you best, as unless you live in a zoo our condoms fit most men.
We are easy to sign up to, or sign off in the event of an unlikely lean spell, we are convenient, discreet and unlike their shop bought cousins we are extremely good value with condoms starting from as little as 40p each.
In addition we offer lots of colourful styles, patterns and designs and if you sign up now you’ll get a rather sexy free condom container to store your booty.
We know you can afford to…Can you afford not to. www.stiffyclub.com