GUESS WHAT? LOOK, WE’RE GREEN.

IN A WORLD WHERE A GREEN CONDOM IS THOUGHT TO BE A RIBBED, FLOURESCENT, FLAVOURED DEVICE NOT ONLY TO PROTECT YOU BUT ALSO TO ENHANCE YOUR PERFORMANCE WE THOUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW OUR GREEN MEANS ENVRONMENTALLY FRIENDLY.

Look no further, our condoms are green. Well not actually green, green, vegan green you know what I mean. No animal by-products used. Pure!

Lets get this out of the way straight off the bat, Stiffy Condoms are vegan friendly condoms. We do not use any animal by-products in the manufacturing of our condoms.

Now that’s nice to know isn’t it. We don’t use any artificial flavourings or colourings to enhance the humble condom and we certainly don’t use lubricants that have anything to do with damaging the rubber, environment or animals unlike a few of our esteemed competitors.

I’m not going to bore you with all the manufacturing ins and outs but suffice to say this is a damn good choice you’ve made.

Its not that we’re sandal wearing, tree hugging, banner wielding activists, its just we like our planet almost as much as we like our penis and vagina’s so we like to take care of both at the same time if we can and you know what, we can.

So you don’t need to sign a petition or carry a Green & Proud shout it loud identity card to prove you’re a thoughtful kind of person, simply whip out your Stiffy and explain to your partner not to worry because you’ll be planting a tree in the morning and this is a vegan condom. Now if that doesn’t get you some well deserved action then I don’t know what will.

In a list of things to concern you during sex, I’m guessing your performance might be quite near the top, actually it’s right at the top and good for you too. Next perhaps, the thought that you might be about to make a baby, closely followed by the more than fleeting thought you may be about to share an interesting disease with your partner. After all “nothing says “I love you” more than sharing a sexually transmitted disease.

I imagine way down the list of things to think about whilst you’re engaging in foreplay would be “I hope the ozone layer is OK tonight”. So once again why not let us take the pressure and reassure you well in advance the planet is safe in your hands as so is your partner.

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