StiffyClub.com is a handy little Club aimed at simplifying the whole condom buying experience for all its exclusive members.
No more late night sortie’s to the chemist, no more awkward confrontations at the checkout, no more fear of unwanted pregnancies, or even worse unwanted Sexually Transmitted Infections [STi’s].
We just thought it was about time someone put a smile on when it came to condom purchasing.
We don’t offer, extra ribbed, oscilating, flourescent condoms designed for first class trips to Heaven, we offer you a top quality, sensitivity assured, British Standard Kite Mark approved condom that not only fits your budget but also fits anyone who doesn’t live in a zoo!
Sign up today and receive your free personal container full of your very first order of condoms, then receive your refills every month, delivered through your letterbox, from as little as £3.50 per month, in our absolutely discreet packaged parcel. It’s that simple.
So, choose the Plan that suits you, sign up and excitedly await your package to Heaven. Fuss Free.
Probably the most cost effective Insurance Policy you’ll ever take out.
StiffyClub.com can only guarantee its product, not your performance.
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